This is beyond incredible. Wading through posts about sexism, racism, homophobia, and all other manner of human assholery, it’s stuff like this that reminds me of how much wonderful there still is in the human race.
Burst into tears!
remember when baby spice sang about wearing a condom
True story: I two nights ago tried to convince my lady friends to sing this with me for karaoke, just for this line.
OH MY GOD
I HAD NO IDEA.
Apparently this message was lost on children.
Spice girls do sex ed.
Guess what, guys, Johnny doesn’t want you to wait up.
Tame Impala - Mind Mischief
No more getting it wrong,
I’ll be frozen here on.
If forever we’ll see,
but no more guessing for me.
Have you ever wanted something very badly and then gotten it. Then you know that winning is many things, but it is never the thing you thought it would be.
Miranda July from ”Birthmark” in Paris Review (Spring 2003)